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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 17, 2013 0:08:34 GMT -5
Raisins! Raisins! Sir where are the raisins!?
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bean
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Post by bean on Aug 25, 2013 6:27:32 GMT -5
Straight down the second isle, squished between the tinned fruit and the humice.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 25, 2013 10:19:58 GMT -5
Thank you; I've been going up and down every aisle in this store the last 20 minutes.
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Post by bean on Aug 26, 2013 7:42:57 GMT -5
Under this roof we have everything at the lowest prices.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 26, 2013 10:01:43 GMT -5
What was that? The lowest prices anywhere, you say?
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Post by bean on Aug 26, 2013 21:03:47 GMT -5
Xactly. Nah just kidding
X-tremely low prices is what we are known for.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 26, 2013 21:48:22 GMT -5
You never told me that was your store's slogan; very clever dropping the e in extreme.
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Post by bean on Aug 27, 2013 6:43:18 GMT -5
Zero dollar shop, is another name we are known by.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 27, 2013 14:58:50 GMT -5
All of these low prices don't affect your profits?
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Post by bean on Aug 28, 2013 22:31:42 GMT -5
Bartering is the new form of profit. I give you something you give me something.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 28, 2013 22:45:17 GMT -5
Carter... I mean whatever your name is; well I have this old left shoe, this motorcycle handlebar and a VHS tape of flubber. What can that get me?
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Post by bean on Aug 29, 2013 0:33:37 GMT -5
Dude, I love flubber. For all that you can have your own choice of soft drink, a two magazines of your choice and 7 cans of baked beans.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 29, 2013 0:40:54 GMT -5
Every can must be Bush's though; best brand there is.
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Post by bean on Aug 29, 2013 0:44:28 GMT -5
For that flubber tape you can have what ever brand you want. You don't happen to have a VCR I could play that on do you?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 29, 2013 0:58:34 GMT -5
Good gracious, are they still around? I will have to see if I can pull one out of hammerspace. (starts pulling random object out of thin air)
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Post by bean on Aug 29, 2013 4:18:45 GMT -5
Hurry up. If you find it ill throw in a complementary 100 items of your choosing.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 29, 2013 14:14:16 GMT -5
I got it! (Holds VHS player while surrounded by two piles of completely random items.)
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Post by bean on Sept 2, 2013 6:44:35 GMT -5
Just brilliant. Before you go sir will you fill out this survey about our store service.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 2, 2013 13:22:21 GMT -5
(Looks through pockets, then the piles)
Keep the survey in your hand for just a second while I find my pen.
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